Employee
theft: a scenario
by James W. Bassett
Employee theft is a problem many
distributors face on a daily basis. This is a fictionalized conversation between a thief
and an investigator. Use the footnotes at the end of the story to catch the
thiefs slip-ups and to gain some understanding of the way thieves exploit their
place of business. Hold your mouse over the stars to read the footnotes directly on the
page.
"This is the first time I ever tried to
steal anything from this place," Bob pleaded. (1) 
The investigator said, "Come on, Bob.
Inventory shortages have plagued Edwards Distributors for the past six months. Don't try
to play me for a chump."
"Hey, look. I don't want to go to jail. Is
there any way we can work this out?"
"Your boss, Ed Edwards, said if you make a
full confession and pay for the things you stole, the company wouldnt prosecute. If
you want to take Mr. Edwards up on his offer, start at the beginning and tell me the whole
truth. Tell me what you stole, all of it."
"OK, OK.
Six months ago, while standing in line at the unemployment office, someone told me
how he lost his job at Edwards Distributors. He said he had a problem getting to work on
time. I knew a little about Edwards. It seemed like a nice place to work. So, I applied
for a job here. They needed warehouse workers really bad, so they hired me without
checking me out." (2) 
"If they checked you out, what might they
have found?"
"I don't know. Maybe that my last two
employers let me go. Maybe some bad check charges pending. Domestic violence. Little stuff
like that. Nothing serious. (3)

"Anyway, they started me working with
different employees so they could train me, Bob continued. The first thing I
did was to see if anyone was watching me when I left work at the end of the day. Nobody
did. So, I put a couple of small boxes of product under my coat and walked out the back
door. (4) 
There's another thing I did. While these
employees were training me, I learned all sorts of stuff about them, personal stuff. I
learned who owed lots of money, who complained about their pay, hours and benefits. I
learned who didn't like the boss. I started joking around with them, making comments about
stealing. I'd look to see who picked up on what I was saying. I asked one employee, Frank,
if he thought the security camera had film in it. Frank said, 'Sure it does. But, that
camera can't see everything!'
I asked a driver, Mike, if he had ever
thought about keeping it when an overage came up on his truck. He said, 'Of course, who
wouldn't?' But when I asked Clark the same
question, he said, 'Oh no! I could never even think about stealing from this place. Mr.
Edwards has been too good to me!' So, I said,
'Yeah, I couldn't either. He's really a good guy.'" (5)

"Why did you care who else was
stealing?" the investigator asked.
"I figured if someone else was getting
away with it, I could too. First, a distributor like Edwards has to become aware that
someones ripping it off. Some of them never do. They never do inventories, never
look for empty boxes in their stock rooms, never really pay attention to what's going on
in their own warehouses. Next, you got the bosses who suspect company merchandise is
disappearing but don't want to think their employees are stealing it. They don't want to
believe it because they don't want to deal with it. They try to convince themselves that
it's computer error or miscounts or customers stealing it. They think, somehow, their
shortage problems will go away."
(6) 
"How do you know all this?" the
investigator asked.
"I used to own a small business
once," said Bob.
"What can you tell me about George, your
immediate supervisor"
"I never got to know him very well. He
usually worked in his office doing paperwork or talking on the phone. If we got really
busy unloading trucks, someone would call George to come and help out. Sometimes he'd come. Sometimes he wouldn't. I never
saw George sweep the floor or take out the trash. He left all the real work to us
employees. (7) 
"Anything else about George?"
"George treats some of his employees
better than others. Some of us always get called at the last minute to work overtime if
someone else doesn't show up. But George's favorite employees never got called to work
overtime. You think he ever said, 'Thanks for working overtime on such short
notice.? Nope, not George. He just complained about the overtime he owed us, like it
was his own money." (8) 
"Did you steal when you had to work
overtime?"
"A little, I guess."
"How about Brenda, the bookkeeper? Why did
she quit all of a sudden?"
"I didn't know about her until recently. I
saw her in a bar. I asked her why she quit. She told me she started working last October
and planned to work hard and save money. Told me she promised her three kids Santa would
come through big if they behaved themselves. But, she wasn't able to save much with taxes
and all. Her daughter, Sally, wanted a doll. The younger boy, Billy, wanted a bicycle.
Charley wanted a game playing system. Her ex-husband quit paying child support. She said
she couldn't let her kids down. So, she cooked the books at Edwards Distributors. Said she
just planned to borrow the money and put it back later. Sally got an electronic talking
doll. Billy got a titanium racing bicycle. Charley got a top-of-the-line computer
system." (9) 
"And, Edwards got a huge shortage for the
month of December."
"Right. Brenda stuck around until May.
When she thought George might figure it out, she quit. Hey! I got a question for you. How did you get on to me?"
"Remember that questionnaire you took a
couple of weeks ago--- the one about the shortages? It told us you were stealing. We just
put you under surveillance until we caught you." (10)

"Man, I thought I answered those questions
really well."
"You did. So, tell me Bob. Suppose you
could put all the merchandise you stole from Edwards Distributors on the floor of this
room. How much would it total in dollars?"
"Only a few hundred."
"Tell me the truth or go to jail. I really
don't care which. (11) 
"Oh, you want to know what I took and sold
too?"
"Yeah."
"$12,000."
Footnotes
(1) When caught stealing, many dishonest employees say it is their first time. This is
rarely true.
(2) Failing to investigate applicants before
hiring them can prove costly.
(3) Saying it's "nothing serious"
suggests there might be more serious problems.
(4) Most dishonest employees don't steal
anything of value during the first month of their employment. They need time to figure out
how to get away with it. Bob is the exception. He is a very experienced and confident
thief.
(5) Bob knows that employees who admit they
thought about stealing are probably stealing. Investigation of co-workers Frank and Mike
is indicated.
(6) Employee theft is the second leading cause
of small business failure, at about 33 percent.
(7) Dishonest employees always seek to blame
someone or something else. Here, Bob projects the blame onto George.
(8) Favoritism of one employee over another,
real or imagined, is often used by dishonest employees to rationalize theft.
(9) Many dishonest employees tell themselves
they are just borrowing the money and plan to pay it back when they start stealing. It is
much easier to perceive oneself as a borrower than a thief. Every Christmas, dishonest
employees try to put a little extra under their trees at their employers' expense.
Employers often lower their guard during this season of trust and goodwill. Notice that
Brenda continued to steal until she feared getting caught.
(10) For more information about the Shortage
Questionnaire, contact the author.
(11) Dishonest employees seldom admit to the
full extent of their theft the first time they are asked or even the second time. There is
an entire sequence of questions used to accurately approximate how much a dishonest
employee really stole.
ABOUT THE AUTHOR
James W. Bassett, president of James W. Bassett Co. Inc., specializes in investigative
questionnaires for businesses. He is the
author of the Shortage Questionnaire, the Specific Loss Questionnaire, the Crime
Questionnaire and the V.A.Q. pre-employment test. He can be reached at (513) 421-9604 or
through his company's Web site at
www.theftstopper.com
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